- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's better than a stick? A stone

Andoni was here

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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