- Anti Joke

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

White men's rights

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers