- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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