yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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