- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Communism hehe xd

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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