- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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