What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Cheese

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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