- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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