- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Weaner

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Jimmy Saville

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Michael Brown

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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