What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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