- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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