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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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