- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's 1+1? 69.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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