Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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