What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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american idol

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Anti Joke

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