- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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