why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

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