How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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