What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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