Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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