Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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