Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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