- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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