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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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