What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

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