- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Men's rights

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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