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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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