What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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