How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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