- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Cripples are lame.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

pobody's nerfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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