- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How you know when dislextic

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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