- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

knock knock? come in

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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