- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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