what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Cripples are lame.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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