what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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