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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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