- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's 1+1? 69.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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