- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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