Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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