- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

deez nuts

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

a irish man walks past a bar

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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