- Anti Joke

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking