Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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