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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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