- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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