Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

my penis

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...