- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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