- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

my penis

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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