- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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