- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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