a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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