What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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