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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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