- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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