- Anti Joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.