A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down -32

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Atheism

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

dallen loves penis

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

thumb_up thumb_down -42

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops