- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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