- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

The global news

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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