- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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