- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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