- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

My cat just died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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