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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

God is real.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Dwarf Shortage

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

My cat just died.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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