- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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