why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A man goes to the potty.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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