- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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