- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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