- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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