What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

PENIS that is all

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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