- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

12 in general

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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