What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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123 f*ck off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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