- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

you will like this because i am black.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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