roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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