- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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