- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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