if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

read this sentence again.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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