- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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