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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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