- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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