- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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