Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Yes

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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