What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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