- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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