A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Women's rights

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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