- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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