- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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