Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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