what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Guest what in the butt

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Liverpool City Football Club

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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