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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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