- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How old is victor? Half past dead

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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