- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many light bulbs? 1

knock knock come in

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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