- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

VITAMIN C!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

guess what? bannanas

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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