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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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