- Anti Joke

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes