- Anti Joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome