- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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