- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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