- Anti Joke

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it