Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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school homewrok

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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