My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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