- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

knock knock who's there? hope

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Get on the boat.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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