Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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