- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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