Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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