a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Anti Joke

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