- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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