What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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The New York Giants

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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