- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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