- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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