Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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