So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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