A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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