What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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