- Anti Joke

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.