- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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