What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I am a mime

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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