- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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