What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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