- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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