A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

oh hey.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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