- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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