I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What rhymes with milk...milf

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

the economy.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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