- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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