- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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