Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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