What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Women's Rights.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

All of these jokes are about white people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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