What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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