A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What? Huh?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's 9+10? 19

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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