Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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where's mom I killed her

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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