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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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