What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Connor is homo

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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