- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Puns are terrible. I love them.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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