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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies