- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's the difference between a duck?

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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