- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

13 =B you just learned something

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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