Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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