What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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