Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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