- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man did not like this site

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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