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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

One, two, three, four and five

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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