- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Men's rights

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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