A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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roses are red poo is poo

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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