- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's 1+1? 69.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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