- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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