- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

George W. Bush

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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