- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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