Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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