- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

were at work systems r down

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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