- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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