Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why so serious ?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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