- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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