What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

star wars kid

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

One time i was sitting down

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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