Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

womens rights.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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