- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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