- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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