- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

someone called someone else a frog

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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