- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

God is real.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's 1+1? 69.

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