"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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