- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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