Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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