- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

a black man pays his child support

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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