whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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