- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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