- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Whats green? The color green.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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