There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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I'm tired.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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