- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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