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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer