- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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