- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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