what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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