So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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