- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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