A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Half life 3 confirmed

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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