- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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