Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Yo Momma So Fat!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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