- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

roses are red poo is poo

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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