- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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