Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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My spelling is horrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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